I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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