I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
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