If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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