is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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