I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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