There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
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