Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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