I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
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