Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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