it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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