I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
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