I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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