Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I lost the right to judge tonight
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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