elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
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