Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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