she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Randomize
