Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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