white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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