HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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