Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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