What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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