butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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