Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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