That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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