if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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