Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
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