Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
my being single is dangerous.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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