So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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