She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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