: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
You're like the curious george of whores
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
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