Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Randomize
