Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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