hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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