Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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