you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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