can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
then he tried to convert me to islam
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
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