I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
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