would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
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