she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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