it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
handjob tips. give me some.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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