I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
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