i jhust puked up my retainher.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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