people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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