Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
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