If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
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