just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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