is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
Randomize
