Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
I'm eating all of the evidence.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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