To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
theres a dog humping me and im not going to stop it... i really need to get laid.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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