you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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