Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Randomize
