you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
The feeling are messing with the penis
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
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