yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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